Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, and that i like how we’re presupposed to pretend she’s still George Clooney’s girlfriend although they haven’t been photographed along since December. not to mention, their relationship would be past the two year mark that roughly translates to an eternity when measured in Clooney Time. Fortunately, the man operates with the soft, refined grace of a ballet dancer in these situations. “How do I put this to you gently? Elisabetta, I feel like I’ve been observing your vagina since it had dinosaurs in it.”